my mexican cousin has finally conquered the economic downturn and gotten herself a decent job south of the border. which is awesome. except now i’m down one bridesmaid since she’s unable to take any time off of work.
what can i do?
WANTED
one girl (preferably a close friend, relative, or someone who wants to be a close friend)
must be free to travel to vermont on august 22.
must fit into the dress, which, in its unaltered state, is a size 10.
if interested, please submit cv and three references to s.ruth.carter@gmail.com.
just kidding, i don’t need a cv or references.
really, though, short of doing a craigslisting, i’m at a loss. which of my friends would want to do this? which would fit in the dress? how is this going to work? is it ok to have an uneven number of bridesmaids to groomsmen?
i mean, if worse comes to worse i’ll just have a damned nice dress for myself at a later date, because i actually really like the dresses. i’m so downright bummed.
5 responses so far ↓
Sophie // June 5, 2009 at 10:28 pm |
ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME
oh wait!!!!! i can’t
because i am already one!!!!!
but now i don’t get to meet her
and it’s sad that she can’t come!
and, also, i think it’s fine to have uneven numbers. who gives a crap? will the wedding etiquette police be in attendance? or, maybe we could make a doll that looks like her and it will look the same in the pictures!
Sophie // June 5, 2009 at 10:29 pm |
wow I didn’t realize how ugly those frowny faces would be!
rachie924 // June 6, 2009 at 1:37 am |
hey what about danica? isnt avey the flower girl anyways? i think that’d be perfect.
kristen // June 12, 2009 at 3:31 pm |
man, if i could afford vermont i’d fall under “wish i was a better friend” category. we’ll get there. and maybe i’ll get tall enough to be a size ten.
nellie.the.elefant // June 26, 2009 at 1:56 am |
Um.. if you don’t find anyone.. I”m between an eight and a ten.. So, you know. It’d be funny cause we went wedding crazy in oxford. But, you know you don’t have to make me one if you don’t wanna cause I can’t be there before Friday night. Let me know.